May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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