My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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