some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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