It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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