Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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