I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
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Not one bit impressive. What are you a sigma pi?
It probably isn't a lie. I go to Texas A&M University and we have a tradition when we get our class ring: we dunk it in a pitcher of beer and chug it to get it out. I chugged my pitcher (5 beers) in 32 seconds. One of my friends did it in 17.
Sure you did pal lol.
shit, we aggies do this shit all the time...please
3:22 suck my vagina I probably go to a better school then you do/did, if you even went at all.
And yet no spelling errors? Impressive, but highly unlikely.
That's nothing. My friend Dillon can down the Das Boot in 36 seconds. Of course that probably just means he'll die sooner.
i see you bitches is enjoyin' my sparklin' wine.
I agree with 6:54. JUNIOR VARSITY.
I am also not a beer drinker but did it in 48!! Whoop. Keep drinking
theres plenty of people that can do it quicker, not that big of a deal
you can search for it "Take that 636. 770 just beat your ..."
LIVER PROBLEMS ARE FOR COOL PEOPLE! i love how people still think that how fast they can drink, or how much they can drink, makes them cool.... time to grow up high schoolers... you'll realize once you hit the real world, you drink to have fun, not drink to be a horse's ass
to the 4'11 chick: thats hot, lets meet at the chicken!
I remember my first beer...
ive seen it done in 11 secs no BS
Texas A&M ftw. good friend did his ring dunk in 20.10 (secs) if you took that long i sure as hell hope you kept it down.
Gig'Em AGGIES! WHOOP!
not even hard...JV squad
Ain't got noth'in in Aggies! 45 seconds and I was slow.
haha this is nothing to aggies. i've seen a girl do it in 22 sec. no vomit. i've seen a guy do it in 8. this is not impressive at all.
unless this is a chick, weak
Come to Texas AM.. We'll toast that time bitch.
I drank a glass of water in like ten sec. beat that pussy!!!
sounds like a challenge i'm willing to take
Not a beer drinker, but did a pitcher of Triple Black (was like warm flat sprite) in 68 seconds. Whoop!
I've drank 3 beers in 9 seconds (oh, to be young again). I don't think a pitcher would take much longer than 20 or so. If the beer is really cold, you might need a second to shake off the brain freeze.
way to go man! reallyy!
could be faster but still funny
i also hope you are from St.Charles b/c we should drink together lol
I just got my ring and dunked it this weekend.... 11 seconds! Did not puke either.
"Americans guys are all babies drinking 2 or 3% percent light beers. Go to any other country that has real beer and you'll end up barfing on your bf's dick crying for obama. hahaha"
Fuck you and your dark beers. Liquor is for getting drunk, beer is just a cheap way of maintaining. Shots, shooters, tumblers, and nice strong mixed drinks are where its at.
OP, I don't think the word "chugging" is an accurate assessment of what you did...based on your time, it seems more likely that you were sipping the beer out of the pitcher.
so what? i'm a 4'11" tall girl and i chugged a full pitcher in 47 seconds. WHOOP.
ahaha , you're all just crazy fucks.
You're definitely not an aggie you pussy! Dunked my ring in 11 seconds. Why don't you wait till you have something impressive before you brag about it rook
32 seconds here...Whoop!
I go to A&M and I chugged my pitcher in 34 secs!
I hope this Is a girl posting this
Gig 'em, ags!
how big is a pitcher coz if its the same as a jug in australia i've done that in 10 seconds
Bitches don't know bout my sparklin wine?
Weak, I've done a gallon of water in 14 seconds and a pitcher of beer in 23 seconds, man up!!
10:23 FUCK you retard dyslexic aggie
Seen it done in 13 flat. Americans cant drink and its really funny that they think over a minute is still impressive
I'm a girl and I could do that faster.
Come to a
I'm a girl and I can do it in 24 seconds...at the end of a night of drinking, and after 2 rounds of boat races and I kept it down. Man up!
3:22, I think it's hilarious that you're calling someone out for spelling sophomore incorrectly when you spelled college as "collage", no wonder you claim to hate people that correct spelling.
You obviously drink cheap, weak beer...
Totally weak YouTube aggie ring dunk, people have done it in 17 seconds flat...no lie! But I definitely have girlfriends that did it in way under a min.
I took that as a challenge, and finished a boot in 45 sec. It's not my best, but I made a youtube video
Im surprised July 21, 2009 1:35AM is even in collage since she can't spell sophomore.
I usually hate it when people correct spelling but I just had to do it.
Anyways...42 seconds here. And Im a girl.
look up "6 pack in under 7 seconds" on youtube, this kid funnels a six pack in >7 seconds. It's ridiculous. I've seen him funnel two 40s at once, chug a pitcher in 12 seconds, funnel half of a liter of vodka, and drink over 2 liters of vodka in a night. Kid is insane.
11 sec is the fastest I ever saw. Another buddy did it in 17 right before him. Gig Em!
weaksauce bro... try chugging a 40 in less than a minute and then lets talk
You must be really drunk to think it's a good time.
On the other hand, 69 seconds.
25 seconds here. whoop!
Whoop! I've seen it done in 23 seconds.
I've done a pitcher in 55 secs and I've got friends that can do it in under 20 secs
A guy i no can do it in 10 secs.
To the 4'11 girlthat posted at 12:39...we are onthe same page WHOOP! And gig 'em!!!!
YES I was drunk.
YES I am a dude.
YES it was 69 secs.
YES it was my fourth pitcher in about 2 hours.
NO I do not think I am anywhere near the fastest, but it was my first time and I was happy so suck it.
it's be cooler if he was drinking from the fairy cup
55 sec for a pitcher of cold Shiner Bock Whoop!
do a BIG 10 40 in under a minute and keep drinking long necks the rest of the night and we'll talk, leads to a sick fucking night (what you can remember, that is)
10:28 Very seriously. How else am I going to counter the extremely witty small penis jokes?
1:09 is a joke right?? Head up to michigan tech and then you can learn how to drink from the pros
kinda slow. no wait, really slow.
did you pound some smirnoff ices too? SLOW, embarassing...
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
I go to A&M as well and did mine in 1:03 and i hardly ever drink, so there's definitely no reason someone couldn't do that if I could.
just the thought of this makes me wanna hurl.
lol i was jus thinking 1 min 60 seconds and + 9 secs.
ha you wish 554
your raider rash is probably flaring up when you wrote that
Did mine in 56 seconds.
8:59 then go fuck yourself somewhere else, no one cares about your opinion
unknown errors didnt let me curse your bitch.ass
no one better vote bad night!!
Obviously not an aggie. Come on down to College Station. We will teach ya how it's done :D
....HALF OF WHICH PROBABLY SPILLED ON HER SHIRT, AND IT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE SMALLER PITCHERS THAT BARS USE ON $3 PITCHER NIGHTS.....
Not even junior varsity. More like c-team.
Not so impressive ive done 15 seconds
standard. Nothing to brag about.
That's an embarrassing time.
And everyone bitching about Americans GO BE FOREIGN SOMEWHERE ELSE
This is not impressive at all....If anyone wants to see impressive I have a video of a friend chugging a pitcher in 9 seconds.
yall are pussy gdi's who dont know what alcohol is
and, alcohol poisoning in 5, 4, 3, 2...
seen it done in 7 seconds, stayed down about 2 minutes. seen a 120 lb girl do it in under a minute. WHOOP!
a whoop! did it in 32 seconds Gig em aggs
dude work on it so they can bring back the man show
yeah that is actually not that quick, good job though.
I have an Irish friend who has drinking problems and I watch him do 16oz glasses in one gulp (2-3 seconds) it is unreal, I cannot even lift the glass off the bar and he is finished.
Might be a bad trait though...
fail on your part this better be a girl.. even then that shit would not fly on ring day
not true. I go to Texas Tech and everybody in Texas knows the Aggies don't know how to drink.
8:23 Thank you for reinforcing what the rest of us think about Americans. Well done.
I hope you're in St. Charles. I also hope I meet you.
youtube it, theres people who drank pitchers in like 5 seconds, 1:09 is very amatuer, almost shall we say, senior citizen-esgue
almost as exciting as yoga dick. lol!!
9:43 i invite you to my frat house where youll cry like a little girl and wish youd had a makeover
8:23 STFU Americans don't drink like other countries why are getting so pissed?! Stats show that over here "binge drinking" is 6 or more drinks, and in other counties its 10 or more.
I have a buddy that did it in 8 seconds...he only kept it down for like 5 minutes though.....
im a girl and for chicks thats slow!
I did this the other day... at 7am, before my 8am class. Rookie.
go to youtube and type macho mug it will be the first video listed...its sideways but he clearly finishes a pitcher in 9 seconds
talk to me when you get under 30 seconds (and can keep it down)... rookie.
Fuck your 1:09.
A pitcher's nothing.
Beer Olympian (Champion, btw) speaking.
1 32 is right I am a girl and i can do faster...i am only a softmore in college
Houston we have brain damage
I'll gladly let non American countries say they are better at drinking then us. Way to aspire to a real goal in life. Just means we have better priorities than you.
Im going to have to call BS, youtube link?
@ 8:17 - a 40 in less than a minute you ghetto effing loser.
.... but better haha. much better though
this is not impressive at all...at beach week I beerbonged 6 beers in 10 seconds
Is that supposed to be impressive? I know 3 girls that can do that!!
first alcohol of the night, probably doable
yea... my brother can do 11 seconds. ill try to film and get it on youtube!
I would post the link, but it won't let me
8:21 -----> go fuck yourself and dont talk shit about America (the most badass nation) on an American site.
10:32 Awww are you upset I called your mom a herpes infested hooker? Quick, go get the Johnson and Johnson's No More Tears shampoo. That'll fix the BAWWWWing.
Americans guys are all babies drinking 2 or 3% percent light beers. Go to any other country that has real beer and you'll end up barfing on your bf's dick crying for obama. hahaha
this has the stank of st. charles written all over it
1) Not a lie
2) Not St. Charles
3) Yes it's a chick.
This was a friend of mine.
by growing your fucking joke of a dick
10:21 got herpes from an American hooker. dude dont hate on America cause you have a small penis and have to pay for sex.
10:23 I need to correct you on a few points there: Yes, your mom gave me herpes but I didn't pay her. Also, my penis is so huge I tie it around my waist as a belt when not in use (read: not banging your hooker mom)
i had a friend who graduated college 2 years ago who did it in 8 seconds. my record is 26. i hope a 13 year old chick posted this.
The avg pitcher is about 64oz...good job you cant even drink an ounce per second...
I like the countdown....very clever!! LOL
no one cares
yall have been saying the same shit for the past 3 hours
America was the greatest thing ever...until Obama
we are still leading, just not by as much
10:27 seriously, your mom jokes?
Thats kind of a slow time--nice try though.