I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
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You're definitely not an aggie you pussy! Dunked my ring in 11 seconds. Why don't you wait till you have something impressive before you brag about it rook
Not one bit impressive. What are you a sigma pi?
Sure you did pal lol.
It probably isn't a lie. I go to Texas A&M University and we have a tradition when we get our class ring: we dunk it in a pitcher of beer and chug it to get it out. I chugged my pitcher (5 beers) in 32 seconds. One of my friends did it in 17.
shit, we aggies do this shit all the time...please
And yet no spelling errors? Impressive, but highly unlikely.
3:22 suck my vagina I probably go to a better school then you do/did, if you even went at all.
That's nothing. My friend Dillon can down the Das Boot in 36 seconds. Of course that probably just means he'll die sooner.
i see you bitches is enjoyin' my sparklin' wine.
I agree with 6:54. JUNIOR VARSITY.
I am also not a beer drinker but did it in 48!! Whoop. Keep drinking
theres plenty of people that can do it quicker, not that big of a deal
I remember my first beer...
you can search for it "Take that 636. 770 just beat your ..."
LIVER PROBLEMS ARE FOR COOL PEOPLE! i love how people still think that how fast they can drink, or how much they can drink, makes them cool.... time to grow up high schoolers... you'll realize once you hit the real world, you drink to have fun, not drink to be a horse's ass
Texas A&M ftw. good friend did his ring dunk in 20.10 (secs) if you took that long i sure as hell hope you kept it down.
Gig'Em AGGIES! WHOOP!
to the 4'11 chick: thats hot, lets meet at the chicken!
ive seen it done in 11 secs no BS
Ain't got noth'in in Aggies! 45 seconds and I was slow.
unless this is a chick, weak
not even hard...JV squad
Come to Texas AM.. We'll toast that time bitch.
I drank a glass of water in like ten sec. beat that pussy!!!
haha this is nothing to aggies. i've seen a girl do it in 22 sec. no vomit. i've seen a guy do it in 8. this is not impressive at all.
sounds like a challenge i'm willing to take
A guy i no can do it in 10 secs.
Gig 'em, ags!
way to go man! reallyy!
could be faster but still funny
i also hope you are from St.Charles b/c we should drink together lol
You obviously drink cheap, weak beer...
I just got my ring and dunked it this weekend.... 11 seconds! Did not puke either.
OP, I don't think the word "chugging" is an accurate assessment of what you did...based on your time, it seems more likely that you were sipping the beer out of the pitcher.
Weak, I've done a gallon of water in 14 seconds and a pitcher of beer in 23 seconds, man up!!
ahaha , you're all just crazy fucks.
32 seconds here...Whoop!
Bitches don't know bout my sparklin wine?
Seen it done in 13 flat. Americans cant drink and its really funny that they think over a minute is still impressive
Not a beer drinker, but did a pitcher of Triple Black (was like warm flat sprite) in 68 seconds. Whoop!
how big is a pitcher coz if its the same as a jug in australia i've done that in 10 seconds
I hope this Is a girl posting this
I'm a girl and I can do it in 24 seconds...at the end of a night of drinking, and after 2 rounds of boat races and I kept it down. Man up!
Whoop! I've seen it done in 23 seconds.
10:23 FUCK you retard dyslexic aggie
Come to a
so what? i'm a 4'11" tall girl and i chugged a full pitcher in 47 seconds. WHOOP.
I'm a girl and I could do that faster.
it's be cooler if he was drinking from the fairy cup
Totally weak YouTube aggie ring dunk, people have done it in 17 seconds flat...no lie! But I definitely have girlfriends that did it in way under a min.
3:22, I think it's hilarious that you're calling someone out for spelling sophomore incorrectly when you spelled college as "collage", no wonder you claim to hate people that correct spelling.
Im surprised July 21, 2009 1:35AM is even in collage since she can't spell sophomore.
I usually hate it when people correct spelling but I just had to do it.
Anyways...42 seconds here. And Im a girl.
25 seconds here. whoop!
I go to A&M and I chugged my pitcher in 34 secs!
look up "6 pack in under 7 seconds" on youtube, this kid funnels a six pack in >7 seconds. It's ridiculous. I've seen him funnel two 40s at once, chug a pitcher in 12 seconds, funnel half of a liter of vodka, and drink over 2 liters of vodka in a night. Kid is insane.
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
weaksauce bro... try chugging a 40 in less than a minute and then lets talk
To the 4'11 girlthat posted at 12:39...we are onthe same page WHOOP! And gig 'em!!!!
11 sec is the fastest I ever saw. Another buddy did it in 17 right before him. Gig Em!
55 sec for a pitcher of cold Shiner Bock Whoop!
kinda slow. no wait, really slow.
do a BIG 10 40 in under a minute and keep drinking long necks the rest of the night and we'll talk, leads to a sick fucking night (what you can remember, that is)
did you pound some smirnoff ices too? SLOW, embarassing...
10:28 Very seriously. How else am I going to counter the extremely witty small penis jokes?
You must be really drunk to think it's a good time.
On the other hand, 69 seconds.
"Americans guys are all babies drinking 2 or 3% percent light beers. Go to any other country that has real beer and you'll end up barfing on your bf's dick crying for obama. hahaha"
Fuck you and your dark beers. Liquor is for getting drunk, beer is just a cheap way of maintaining. Shots, shooters, tumblers, and nice strong mixed drinks are where its at.
....HALF OF WHICH PROBABLY SPILLED ON HER SHIRT, AND IT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE SMALLER PITCHERS THAT BARS USE ON $3 PITCHER NIGHTS.....
I go to A&M as well and did mine in 1:03 and i hardly ever drink, so there's definitely no reason someone couldn't do that if I could.
just the thought of this makes me wanna hurl.
1:09 is a joke right?? Head up to michigan tech and then you can learn how to drink from the pros
Did mine in 56 seconds.
no one better vote bad night!!
I've drank 3 beers in 9 seconds (oh, to be young again). I don't think a pitcher would take much longer than 20 or so. If the beer is really cold, you might need a second to shake off the brain freeze.
ha you wish 554
your raider rash is probably flaring up when you wrote that
unknown errors didnt let me curse your bitch.ass
This is not impressive at all....If anyone wants to see impressive I have a video of a friend chugging a pitcher in 9 seconds.
I've done a pitcher in 55 secs and I've got friends that can do it in under 20 secs
8:59 then go fuck yourself somewhere else, no one cares about your opinion
9:43 i invite you to my frat house where youll cry like a little girl and wish youd had a makeover
That's an embarrassing time.
Obviously not an aggie. Come on down to College Station. We will teach ya how it's done :D
Not even junior varsity. More like c-team.
YES I was drunk.
YES I am a dude.
YES it was 69 secs.
YES it was my fourth pitcher in about 2 hours.
NO I do not think I am anywhere near the fastest, but it was my first time and I was happy so suck it.
Not so impressive ive done 15 seconds
standard. Nothing to brag about.
And everyone bitching about Americans GO BE FOREIGN SOMEWHERE ELSE
yall are pussy gdi's who dont know what alcohol is
and, alcohol poisoning in 5, 4, 3, 2...
seen it done in 7 seconds, stayed down about 2 minutes. seen a 120 lb girl do it in under a minute. WHOOP!
I took that as a challenge, and finished a boot in 45 sec. It's not my best, but I made a youtube video
a whoop! did it in 32 seconds Gig em aggs
yeah that is actually not that quick, good job though.
I have an Irish friend who has drinking problems and I watch him do 16oz glasses in one gulp (2-3 seconds) it is unreal, I cannot even lift the glass off the bar and he is finished.
Might be a bad trait though...
8:23 Thank you for reinforcing what the rest of us think about Americans. Well done.
fail on your part this better be a girl.. even then that shit would not fly on ring day
not true. I go to Texas Tech and everybody in Texas knows the Aggies don't know how to drink.
I hope you're in St. Charles. I also hope I meet you.
youtube it, theres people who drank pitchers in like 5 seconds, 1:09 is very amatuer, almost shall we say, senior citizen-esgue
almost as exciting as yoga dick. lol!!
go to youtube and type macho mug it will be the first video listed...its sideways but he clearly finishes a pitcher in 9 seconds
I have a buddy that did it in 8 seconds...he only kept it down for like 5 minutes though.....
8:23 STFU Americans don't drink like other countries why are getting so pissed?! Stats show that over here "binge drinking" is 6 or more drinks, and in other counties its 10 or more.
Fuck your 1:09.
A pitcher's nothing.
Beer Olympian (Champion, btw) speaking.
im a girl and for chicks thats slow!
I did this the other day... at 7am, before my 8am class. Rookie.
talk to me when you get under 30 seconds (and can keep it down)... rookie.
1 32 is right I am a girl and i can do faster...i am only a softmore in college
Houston we have brain damage
dude work on it so they can bring back the man show
Im going to have to call BS, youtube link?
@ 8:17 - a 40 in less than a minute you ghetto effing loser.
I'll gladly let non American countries say they are better at drinking then us. Way to aspire to a real goal in life. Just means we have better priorities than you.
.... but better haha. much better though
lol i was jus thinking 1 min 60 seconds and + 9 secs.
Is that supposed to be impressive? I know 3 girls that can do that!!
this is not impressive at all...at beach week I beerbonged 6 beers in 10 seconds
first alcohol of the night, probably doable
10:32 Awww are you upset I called your mom a herpes infested hooker? Quick, go get the Johnson and Johnson's No More Tears shampoo. That'll fix the BAWWWWing.
yea... my brother can do 11 seconds. ill try to film and get it on youtube!
Americans guys are all babies drinking 2 or 3% percent light beers. Go to any other country that has real beer and you'll end up barfing on your bf's dick crying for obama. hahaha
this has the stank of st. charles written all over it
8:21 -----> go fuck yourself and dont talk shit about America (the most badass nation) on an American site.
by growing your fucking joke of a dick
10:21 got herpes from an American hooker. dude dont hate on America cause you have a small penis and have to pay for sex.
10:23 I need to correct you on a few points there: Yes, your mom gave me herpes but I didn't pay her. Also, my penis is so huge I tie it around my waist as a belt when not in use (read: not banging your hooker mom)
I like the countdown....very clever!! LOL
i had a friend who graduated college 2 years ago who did it in 8 seconds. my record is 26. i hope a 13 year old chick posted this.
10:27 seriously, your mom jokes?
The avg pitcher is about 64oz...good job you cant even drink an ounce per second...
1) Not a lie
2) Not St. Charles
3) Yes it's a chick.
This was a friend of mine.
no one cares
yall have been saying the same shit for the past 3 hours
America was the greatest thing ever...until Obama
we are still leading, just not by as much
Thats kind of a slow time--nice try though.
I would post the link, but it won't let me