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  • 73 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:05pm

    Not one bit impressive. What are you a sigma pi?

  • 73 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:33am

    3:22 suck my vagina I probably go to a better school then you do/did, if you even went at all.

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:54pm

    not even hard...JV squad

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:38pm

    shit, we aggies do this shit all the time...please

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:38pm

    It probably isn't a lie. I go to Texas A&M University and we have a tradition when we get our class ring: we dunk it in a pitcher of beer and chug it to get it out. I chugged my pitcher (5 beers) in 32 seconds. One of my friends did it in 17.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:53pm

    Weak, I've done a gallon of water in 14 seconds and a pitcher of beer in 23 seconds, man up!!

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:42am

    i see you bitches is enjoyin' my sparklin' wine.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:00am

    I remember my first beer...

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:17pm

    weaksauce bro... try chugging a 40 in less than a minute and then lets talk

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:11pm

    I hope this Is a girl posting this

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:06pm

    I agree with 6:54. JUNIOR VARSITY.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:46pm

    sounds like a challenge i'm willing to take

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:55pm

    you can search for it "Take that 636. 770 just beat your ..."

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:30am

    ahaha , you're all just crazy fucks.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:09pm

    I am also not a beer drinker but did it in 48!! Whoop. Keep drinking

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:39am

    Sure you did pal lol.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:57pm

    I've drank 3 beers in 9 seconds (oh, to be young again). I don't think a pitcher would take much longer than 20 or so. If the beer is really cold, you might need a second to shake off the brain freeze.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:15am

    I go to A&M and I chugged my pitcher in 34 secs!

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:14am

    55 sec for a pitcher of cold Shiner Bock Whoop!

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:36pm

    no one better vote bad night!!

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:39am

    how big is a pitcher coz if its the same as a jug in australia i've done that in 10 seconds

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:11pm

    I'm a girl and I could do that faster.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:58pm

    You obviously drink cheap, weak beer...

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:51pm

    I took that as a challenge, and finished a boot in 45 sec. It's not my best, but I made a youtube video

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:05pm

    LIVER PROBLEMS ARE FOR COOL PEOPLE! i love how people still think that how fast they can drink, or how much they can drink, makes them cool.... time to grow up high schoolers... you'll realize once you hit the real world, you drink to have fun, not drink to be a horse's ass

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:24pm

    8:23 Thank you for reinforcing what the rest of us think about Americans. Well done.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:16am

    Texas A&M ftw. good friend did his ring dunk in 20.10 (secs) if you took that long i sure as hell hope you kept it down. Gig'Em AGGIES! WHOOP!

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:46am

    ive seen it done in 11 secs no BS

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:01pm

    8:59 then go fuck yourself somewhere else, no one cares about your opinion

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:21am

    I drank a glass of water in like ten sec. beat that pussy!!!

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:05am

    theres plenty of people that can do it quicker, not that big of a deal

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:25pm

    ha you wish 554 your raider rash is probably flaring up when you wrote that

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:32am

    im a girl and for chicks thats slow!

  • 38 41
    Submitted by ariannajeanette on Aug 6, 10 at 5:37pm

    That's nothing. My friend Dillon can down the Das Boot in 36 seconds. Of course that probably just means he'll die sooner.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:57am

    To the 4'11 girlthat posted at 12:39...we are onthe same page WHOOP! And gig 'em!!!!

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:31pm

    10:28 Very seriously. How else am I going to counter the extremely witty small penis jokes?

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:00pm

    yeah that is actually not that quick, good job though. I have an Irish friend who has drinking problems and I watch him do 16oz glasses in one gulp (2-3 seconds) it is unreal, I cannot even lift the glass off the bar and he is finished. Might be a bad trait though...

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:17am

    seen it done in 7 seconds, stayed down about 2 minutes. seen a 120 lb girl do it in under a minute. WHOOP!

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:39pm

    "Americans guys are all babies drinking 2 or 3% percent light beers. Go to any other country that has real beer and you'll end up barfing on your bf's dick crying for obama. hahaha" Fuck you and your dark beers. Liquor is for getting drunk, beer is just a cheap way of maintaining. Shots, shooters, tumblers, and nice strong mixed drinks are where its at.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:56am

    Bitches don't know bout my sparklin wine?

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:24pm

    10:23 FUCK you retard dyslexic aggie

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:48pm

    I hope you're in St. Charles. I also hope I meet you.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:09pm

    Whoop! I've seen it done in 23 seconds.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:54pm

    I go to A&M as well and did mine in 1:03 and i hardly ever drink, so there's definitely no reason someone couldn't do that if I could.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 6:17pm

    lol i was jus thinking 1 min 60 seconds and + 9 secs. 69 :D

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:22am

    Im surprised July 21, 2009 1:35AM is even in collage since she can't spell sophomore. I usually hate it when people correct spelling but I just had to do it. Anyways...42 seconds here. And Im a girl.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:10am

    1:09 is a joke right?? Head up to michigan tech and then you can learn how to drink from the pros

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:34pm

    look up "6 pack in under 7 seconds" on youtube, this kid funnels a six pack in >7 seconds. It's ridiculous. I've seen him funnel two 40s at once, chug a pitcher in 12 seconds, funnel half of a liter of vodka, and drink over 2 liters of vodka in a night. Kid is insane.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:23pm

    11 sec is the fastest I ever saw. Another buddy did it in 17 right before him. Gig Em!

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:31pm

    Come to Texas AM.. We'll toast that time bitch.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:35am

    1 32 is right I am a girl and i can do faster...i am only a softmore in college

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:45am

    standard. Nothing to brag about.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:42pm

    and, alcohol poisoning in 5, 4, 3, 2...

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:27pm

    I just got my ring and dunked it this weekend.... 11 seconds! Did not puke either.

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:57am

    talk to me when you get under 30 seconds (and can keep it down)... rookie.

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:49pm

    unknown errors didnt let me curse your bitch.ass

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:58pm

    I have a buddy that did it in 8 seconds...he only kept it down for like 5 minutes though.....

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:38am

    fail on your part this better be a girl.. even then that shit would not fly on ring day

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:36am

    haha this is nothing to aggies. i've seen a girl do it in 22 sec. no vomit. i've seen a guy do it in 8. this is not impressive at all.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:27am

    kinda slow. no wait, really slow.

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:22pm

    yea... my brother can do 11 seconds. ill try to film and get it on youtube!

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:38pm

    Im going to have to call BS, youtube link?

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:26am

    could be faster but still funny i also hope you are from St.Charles b/c we should drink together lol

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:16pm

    to the 4'11 chick: thats hot, lets meet at the chicken!

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:31am

    I'm a girl and I can do it in 24 seconds...at the end of a night of drinking, and after 2 rounds of boat races and I kept it down. Man up!

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:46pm

    Houston we have brain damage

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:39am

    so what? i'm a 4'11" tall girl and i chugged a full pitcher in 47 seconds. WHOOP.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:54pm

    I would post the link, but it won't let me

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:54pm

    not true. I go to Texas Tech and everybody in Texas knows the Aggies don't know how to drink.

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:59am

    Fuck your 1:09. A pitcher's nothing. Beer Olympian (Champion, btw) speaking.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:32am

    25 seconds here. whoop!

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:25am

    You're definitely not an aggie you pussy! Dunked my ring in 11 seconds. Why don't you wait till you have something impressive before you brag about it rook

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:52pm

    I'll gladly let non American countries say they are better at drinking then us. Way to aspire to a real goal in life. Just means we have better priorities than you.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:31pm

    do a BIG 10 40 in under a minute and keep drinking long necks the rest of the night and we'll talk, leads to a sick fucking night (what you can remember, that is)

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:51am

    way to go man! reallyy!

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:30am

    ....HALF OF WHICH PROBABLY SPILLED ON HER SHIRT, AND IT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE SMALLER PITCHERS THAT BARS USE ON $3 PITCHER NIGHTS.....

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:42am

    OP, I don't think the word "chugging" is an accurate assessment of what you did...based on your time, it seems more likely that you were sipping the beer out of the pitcher.

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:21pm

    Seen it done in 13 flat. Americans cant drink and its really funny that they think over a minute is still impressive

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:27pm

    10:23 I need to correct you on a few points there: Yes, your mom gave me herpes but I didn't pay her. Also, my penis is so huge I tie it around my waist as a belt when not in use (read: not banging your hooker mom)

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:56am

    Totally weak YouTube aggie ring dunk, people have done it in 17 seconds flat...no lie! But I definitely have girlfriends that did it in way under a min.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:59am

    WHOOP! Did mine in 56 seconds.

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:22pm

    SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:57pm

    America was the greatest thing ever...until Obama we are still leading, just not by as much

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:51pm

    go to youtube and type macho mug it will be the first video listed...its sideways but he clearly finishes a pitcher in 9 seconds

  • 29 41
    Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Feb 6, 12 at 7:55pm

    And yet no spelling errors? Impressive, but highly unlikely.

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:49pm

    Not a beer drinker, but did a pitcher of Triple Black (was like warm flat sprite) in 68 seconds. Whoop!

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:50am

    32 seconds here...Whoop!

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:34pm

    10:32 Awww are you upset I called your mom a herpes infested hooker? Quick, go get the Johnson and Johnson's No More Tears shampoo. That'll fix the BAWWWWing.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:51pm

    youtube it, theres people who drank pitchers in like 5 seconds, 1:09 is very amatuer, almost shall we say, senior citizen-esgue

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 5:13pm

    Gig 'em, ags!

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:18am

    3:22, I think it's hilarious that you're calling someone out for spelling sophomore incorrectly when you spelled college as "collage", no wonder you claim to hate people that correct spelling.

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:26am

    a whoop! did it in 32 seconds Gig em aggs

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:49pm

    did you pound some smirnoff ices too? SLOW, embarassing...

  • 36 58
    Submitted by sarahgolding on Apr 25, 10 at 12:02am

    Whoop

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:30pm

    You must be really drunk to think it's a good time. On the other hand, 69 seconds.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:59am

    @ 8:17 - a 40 in less than a minute you ghetto effing loser.

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:32pm

    first alcohol of the night, probably doable

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:44am

    unless this is a chick, weak

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:49pm

    almost as exciting as yoga dick. lol!!

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:23pm

    8:21 -----> go fuck yourself and dont talk shit about America (the most badass nation) on an American site.

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:38pm

    it's be cooler if he was drinking from the fairy cup

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:44am

    This is not impressive at all....If anyone wants to see impressive I have a video of a friend chugging a pitcher in 9 seconds.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:21pm

    The avg pitcher is about 64oz...good job you cant even drink an ounce per second...

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:35pm

    just the thought of this makes me wanna hurl.

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:54pm

    I've done a pitcher in 55 secs and I've got friends that can do it in under 20 secs

  • 34 60
    Submitted by stephntx02 on Mar 29, 10 at 12:51am

    Obviously not an aggie. Come on down to College Station. We will teach ya how it's done :D

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:08pm

    I did this the other day... at 7am, before my 8am class. Rookie.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:24pm

    Come to a

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:56am

    yall are pussy gdi's who dont know what alcohol is

  • 46 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:50pm

    Thats kind of a slow time--nice try though.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:33am

    dude work on it so they can bring back the man show

  • 46 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:52pm

    That's an embarrassing time.

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 6:36pm

    Finally... YES I was drunk. YES I am a dude. YES it was 69 secs. YES it was my fourth pitcher in about 2 hours. NO I do not think I am anywhere near the fastest, but it was my first time and I was happy so suck it.

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:22pm

    Not so impressive ive done 15 seconds

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:57pm

    I like the countdown....very clever!! LOL

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:32pm

    by growing your fucking joke of a dick

  • 47 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:44pm

    Americans guys are all babies drinking 2 or 3% percent light beers. Go to any other country that has real beer and you'll end up barfing on your bf's dick crying for obama. hahaha

  • 20 38
    Submitted by thfish on Feb 14, 12 at 8:58pm

    Ain't got noth'in in Aggies! 45 seconds and I was slow.

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:23pm

    10:21 got herpes from an American hooker. dude dont hate on America cause you have a small penis and have to pay for sex.

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:43pm

    8:23 STFU Americans don't drink like other countries why are getting so pissed?! Stats show that over here "binge drinking" is 6 or more drinks, and in other counties its 10 or more.

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:36pm

    Is that supposed to be impressive? I know 3 girls that can do that!!

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:09am

    FYI... 1) Not a lie 2) Not St. Charles 3) Yes it's a chick. This was a friend of mine.

  • 40 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:27am

    this has the stank of st. charles written all over it

  • 37 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:59pm

    no one cares yall have been saying the same shit for the past 3 hours

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:03am

    i had a friend who graduated college 2 years ago who did it in 8 seconds. my record is 26. i hope a 13 year old chick posted this.

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:42pm

    this is not impressive at all...at beach week I beerbonged 6 beers in 10 seconds

  • 38 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:48pm

    9:43 i invite you to my frat house where youll cry like a little girl and wish youd had a makeover

  • 41 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:20pm

    .... but better haha. much better though

  • 41 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:41pm

    Not even junior varsity. More like c-team.

  • 37 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:18pm

    A guy i no can do it in 10 secs.

  • 31 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:28pm

    10:27 seriously, your mom jokes?

  • 30 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:22am

    And everyone bitching about Americans GO BE FOREIGN SOMEWHERE ELSE