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  • Not one bit impressive. What are you a sigma pi?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Sure you did pal lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:39am
  • It probably isn't a lie. I go to Texas A&M University and we have a tradition when we get our class ring: we dunk it in a pitcher of beer and chug it to get it out. I chugged my pitcher (5 beers) in 32 seconds. One of my friends did it in 17.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:38pm
  • shit, we aggies do this shit all the time...please

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:38pm
  • 3:22 suck my vagina I probably go to a better school then you do/did, if you even went at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:33am
  • And yet no spelling errors? Impressive, but highly unlikely.

    Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Feb 6, 12 at 7:55pm
  • That's nothing. My friend Dillon can down the Das Boot in 36 seconds. Of course that probably just means he'll die sooner.

    Submitted by ariannajeanette on Aug 6, 10 at 5:37pm
  • I agree with 6:54. JUNIOR VARSITY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:06pm
  • theres plenty of people that can do it quicker, not that big of a deal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:05am
  • LIVER PROBLEMS ARE FOR COOL PEOPLE! i love how people still think that how fast they can drink, or how much they can drink, makes them cool.... time to grow up high schoolers... you'll realize once you hit the real world, you drink to have fun, not drink to be a horse's ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:05pm
  • i see you bitches is enjoyin' my sparklin' wine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:42am
  • I am also not a beer drinker but did it in 48!! Whoop. Keep drinking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:09pm
  • you can search for it "Take that 636. 770 just beat your ..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:55pm
  • I remember my first beer...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:00am
  • ive seen it done in 11 secs no BS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:46am
  • to the 4'11 chick: thats hot, lets meet at the chicken!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Texas A&M ftw. good friend did his ring dunk in 20.10 (secs) if you took that long i sure as hell hope you kept it down. Gig'Em AGGIES! WHOOP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:16am
  • unless this is a chick, weak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:44am
  • I drank a glass of water in like ten sec. beat that pussy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:21am
  • sounds like a challenge i'm willing to take

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Come to Texas AM.. We'll toast that time bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:31pm
  • Ain't got noth'in in Aggies! 45 seconds and I was slow.

    Submitted by thfish on Feb 14, 12 at 8:58pm
  • Not a beer drinker, but did a pitcher of Triple Black (was like warm flat sprite) in 68 seconds. Whoop!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:49pm
  • not even hard...JV squad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:54pm
  • haha this is nothing to aggies. i've seen a girl do it in 22 sec. no vomit. i've seen a guy do it in 8. this is not impressive at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:36am
  • Whoop

    Submitted by sarahgolding on Apr 25, 10 at 12:02am
  • I've drank 3 beers in 9 seconds (oh, to be young again). I don't think a pitcher would take much longer than 20 or so. If the beer is really cold, you might need a second to shake off the brain freeze.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:57pm
  • "Americans guys are all babies drinking 2 or 3% percent light beers. Go to any other country that has real beer and you'll end up barfing on your bf's dick crying for obama. hahaha" Fuck you and your dark beers. Liquor is for getting drunk, beer is just a cheap way of maintaining. Shots, shooters, tumblers, and nice strong mixed drinks are where its at.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:39pm
  • I just got my ring and dunked it this weekend.... 11 seconds! Did not puke either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:27pm
  • how big is a pitcher coz if its the same as a jug in australia i've done that in 10 seconds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:39am
  • way to go man! reallyy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:51am
  • could be faster but still funny i also hope you are from St.Charles b/c we should drink together lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:26am
  • so what? i'm a 4'11" tall girl and i chugged a full pitcher in 47 seconds. WHOOP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:39am
  • OP, I don't think the word "chugging" is an accurate assessment of what you did...based on your time, it seems more likely that you were sipping the beer out of the pitcher.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:42am
  • Weak, I've done a gallon of water in 14 seconds and a pitcher of beer in 23 seconds, man up!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:53pm
  • 32 seconds here...Whoop!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:50am
  • Bitches don't know bout my sparklin wine?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:56am
  • I took that as a challenge, and finished a boot in 45 sec. It's not my best, but I made a youtube video

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:51pm
  • Seen it done in 13 flat. Americans cant drink and its really funny that they think over a minute is still impressive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:21pm
  • I hope this Is a girl posting this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Come to a

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:24pm
  • Im surprised July 21, 2009 1:35AM is even in collage since she can't spell sophomore. I usually hate it when people correct spelling but I just had to do it. Anyways...42 seconds here. And Im a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:22am
  • 10:23 FUCK you retard dyslexic aggie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:24pm
  • 11 sec is the fastest I ever saw. Another buddy did it in 17 right before him. Gig Em!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:23pm
  • weaksauce bro... try chugging a 40 in less than a minute and then lets talk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Gig 'em, ags!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 5:13pm
  • I've done a pitcher in 55 secs and I've got friends that can do it in under 20 secs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:54pm
  • ahaha , you're all just crazy fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:30am
  • I go to A&M and I chugged my pitcher in 34 secs!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:15am
  • Finally... YES I was drunk. YES I am a dude. YES it was 69 secs. YES it was my fourth pitcher in about 2 hours. NO I do not think I am anywhere near the fastest, but it was my first time and I was happy so suck it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 6:36pm
  • To the 4'11 girlthat posted at 12:39...we are onthe same page WHOOP! And gig 'em!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:57am
  • Totally weak YouTube aggie ring dunk, people have done it in 17 seconds flat...no lie! But I definitely have girlfriends that did it in way under a min.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:56am
  • I'm a girl and I can do it in 24 seconds...at the end of a night of drinking, and after 2 rounds of boat races and I kept it down. Man up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:31am
  • look up "6 pack in under 7 seconds" on youtube, this kid funnels a six pack in >7 seconds. It's ridiculous. I've seen him funnel two 40s at once, chug a pitcher in 12 seconds, funnel half of a liter of vodka, and drink over 2 liters of vodka in a night. Kid is insane.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:34pm
  • it's be cooler if he was drinking from the fairy cup

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:38pm
  • 3:22, I think it's hilarious that you're calling someone out for spelling sophomore incorrectly when you spelled college as "collage", no wonder you claim to hate people that correct spelling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:18am
  • You're definitely not an aggie you pussy! Dunked my ring in 11 seconds. Why don't you wait till you have something impressive before you brag about it rook

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:25am
  • I'm a girl and I could do that faster.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:11pm
  • You obviously drink cheap, weak beer...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:58pm
  • A guy i no can do it in 10 secs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:18pm
  • 1:09 is a joke right?? Head up to michigan tech and then you can learn how to drink from the pros

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:10am
  • 55 sec for a pitcher of cold Shiner Bock Whoop!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:14am
  • 10:28 Very seriously. How else am I going to counter the extremely witty small penis jokes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:31pm
  • just the thought of this makes me wanna hurl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:35pm
  • You must be really drunk to think it's a good time. On the other hand, 69 seconds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:30pm
  • 25 seconds here. whoop!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:32am
  • kinda slow. no wait, really slow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:27am
  • do a BIG 10 40 in under a minute and keep drinking long necks the rest of the night and we'll talk, leads to a sick fucking night (what you can remember, that is)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:31pm
  • Whoop! I've seen it done in 23 seconds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:09pm
  • did you pound some smirnoff ices too? SLOW, embarassing...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:49pm
  • SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:22pm
  • lol i was jus thinking 1 min 60 seconds and + 9 secs. 69 :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 6:17pm
  • 8:59 then go fuck yourself somewhere else, no one cares about your opinion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:01pm
  • WHOOP! Did mine in 56 seconds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:59am
  • unknown errors didnt let me curse your bitch.ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:49pm
  • This is not impressive at all....If anyone wants to see impressive I have a video of a friend chugging a pitcher in 9 seconds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:44am
  • Obviously not an aggie. Come on down to College Station. We will teach ya how it's done :D

    Submitted by stephntx02 on Mar 29, 10 at 12:51am
  • Not even junior varsity. More like c-team.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:41pm
  • I go to A&M as well and did mine in 1:03 and i hardly ever drink, so there's definitely no reason someone couldn't do that if I could.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:54pm
  • no one better vote bad night!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:36pm
  • ha you wish 554 your raider rash is probably flaring up when you wrote that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:25pm
  • yall are pussy gdi's who dont know what alcohol is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:56am
  • That's an embarrassing time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:52pm
  • ....HALF OF WHICH PROBABLY SPILLED ON HER SHIRT, AND IT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE SMALLER PITCHERS THAT BARS USE ON $3 PITCHER NIGHTS.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:30am
  • standard. Nothing to brag about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:45am
  • And everyone bitching about Americans GO BE FOREIGN SOMEWHERE ELSE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:22am
  • not true. I go to Texas Tech and everybody in Texas knows the Aggies don't know how to drink.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:54pm
  • a whoop! did it in 32 seconds Gig em aggs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:26am
  • yeah that is actually not that quick, good job though. I have an Irish friend who has drinking problems and I watch him do 16oz glasses in one gulp (2-3 seconds) it is unreal, I cannot even lift the glass off the bar and he is finished. Might be a bad trait though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:00pm
  • fail on your part this better be a girl.. even then that shit would not fly on ring day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:38am
  • seen it done in 7 seconds, stayed down about 2 minutes. seen a 120 lb girl do it in under a minute. WHOOP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:17am
  • Not so impressive ive done 15 seconds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:22pm
  • dude work on it so they can bring back the man show

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:33am
  • 9:43 i invite you to my frat house where youll cry like a little girl and wish youd had a makeover

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:48pm
  • 8:23 STFU Americans don't drink like other countries why are getting so pissed?! Stats show that over here "binge drinking" is 6 or more drinks, and in other counties its 10 or more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:43pm
  • talk to me when you get under 30 seconds (and can keep it down)... rookie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:57am
  • 8:23 Thank you for reinforcing what the rest of us think about Americans. Well done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:24pm
  • I hope you're in St. Charles. I also hope I meet you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:48pm
  • almost as exciting as yoga dick. lol!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:49pm
  • go to youtube and type macho mug it will be the first video listed...its sideways but he clearly finishes a pitcher in 9 seconds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:51pm
  • and, alcohol poisoning in 5, 4, 3, 2...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:42pm
  • im a girl and for chicks thats slow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:32am
  • youtube it, theres people who drank pitchers in like 5 seconds, 1:09 is very amatuer, almost shall we say, senior citizen-esgue

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:51pm
  • I have a buddy that did it in 8 seconds...he only kept it down for like 5 minutes though.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Fuck your 1:09. A pitcher's nothing. Beer Olympian (Champion, btw) speaking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:59am
  • I did this the other day... at 7am, before my 8am class. Rookie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:08pm
  • 1 32 is right I am a girl and i can do faster...i am only a softmore in college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:35am
  • Houston we have brain damage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:46pm
  • Im going to have to call BS, youtube link?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:38pm
  • I'll gladly let non American countries say they are better at drinking then us. Way to aspire to a real goal in life. Just means we have better priorities than you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:52pm
  • .... but better haha. much better though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:20pm
  • I would post the link, but it won't let me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:54pm
  • @ 8:17 - a 40 in less than a minute you ghetto effing loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:59am
  • Is that supposed to be impressive? I know 3 girls that can do that!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:36pm
  • first alcohol of the night, probably doable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:32pm
  • 10:32 Awww are you upset I called your mom a herpes infested hooker? Quick, go get the Johnson and Johnson's No More Tears shampoo. That'll fix the BAWWWWing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:34pm
  • 8:21 -----> go fuck yourself and dont talk shit about America (the most badass nation) on an American site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:23pm
  • yea... my brother can do 11 seconds. ill try to film and get it on youtube!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:22pm
  • Americans guys are all babies drinking 2 or 3% percent light beers. Go to any other country that has real beer and you'll end up barfing on your bf's dick crying for obama. hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:44pm
  • FYI... 1) Not a lie 2) Not St. Charles 3) Yes it's a chick. This was a friend of mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:09am
  • this is not impressive at all...at beach week I beerbonged 6 beers in 10 seconds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:42pm
  • this has the stank of st. charles written all over it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:27am
  • 10:21 got herpes from an American hooker. dude dont hate on America cause you have a small penis and have to pay for sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:23pm
  • 10:23 I need to correct you on a few points there: Yes, your mom gave me herpes but I didn't pay her. Also, my penis is so huge I tie it around my waist as a belt when not in use (read: not banging your hooker mom)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:27pm
  • by growing your fucking joke of a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:32pm
  • I like the countdown....very clever!! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:57pm
  • The avg pitcher is about 64oz...good job you cant even drink an ounce per second...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:21pm
  • no one cares yall have been saying the same shit for the past 3 hours

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:59pm
  • i had a friend who graduated college 2 years ago who did it in 8 seconds. my record is 26. i hope a 13 year old chick posted this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:03am
  • 10:27 seriously, your mom jokes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Thats kind of a slow time--nice try though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:50pm
  • America was the greatest thing ever...until Obama we are still leading, just not by as much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:57pm