best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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