Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
MIDGETS
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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