She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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