If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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