found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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