How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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