never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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