your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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