You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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