If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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