he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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