I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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