that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
love makes seman taste better
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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