i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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