they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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