I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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