it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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