Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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