considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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