do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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