he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
BRING THE BAGELS
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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