this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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