i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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