I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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