I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
i out mim tonsoeep
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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