So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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