I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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