That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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