Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
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definitely rolled a joint on the shelf in the wheelchair bathroom stall at work.
i once rolled a j on a baby changing station.
I once rolled a baby behind a bar at a club.
BEAT THAT 324 and 452
obvi already drunk- hence the lack of concern for the level of cleaness???
5:58 news flash: not on the verge, my friend. if you need it to keep you from the shakes so you can work it's time to get help
I wanna know where she hid the bottles to get them into the theater.
holy shit, i used to do that for me and my coworkers at my crappy fast-food job. dealing with customers is so much easier when you're buzzed. even if it does mean drinking at 11 AM
10:56: no shakes. just close enough that I'm laying off the booze a lot lately.
Prob hotter (and funnier) than anyone you'll ever bang
Fake doesn't mean unfunny.
The other week I did lines off a baby-changing station because that's where my friend laid them out. I felt kinda guilty, but hey! Free coke!
What's so unsanitary about this?
One time I did lines on a baby that was laying on the changing table while the baby was getting changed, all the mother asked of me after is to make her a rum and coke (a-cola) and now everyone thinks that's baby powder we were sniffing... No just coke off the babies ball sack
Oh psshh... the alcohol kills everything. You're good.
Same here. Rum and Coke all around.
but how were the drinks carried into the theatre?
or did everyone abandon their seats to drink in the bathroom?
Cool. haven't we all done this at one point?
Stupid text ha and agreed with 243
well arent you just the little detective.
probably fake. unless you were already drunk when you were doing it..
2:29 its not hard if you're a girl, just put it in your purse.
op: if this were a 586 area code I'd swear I knew you
either way, I didn't bother mixing my drink. I just got a pint glass and chased it with my coke. in the theatre. still surprised I didn't get kicked out.
5:08: yea. if I weren't on the verge of alcoholism I'd do that more. a nice screwdriver on my break and I'm a much better worker
sorry the guy you sent this to still doesn't want to bang you because you're ugly.
umm I'm pretty sure I was there for this... did it involve slurpees?
Videos on page are enraging me. I leave now.