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  • 78 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:24pm

    definitely rolled a joint on the shelf in the wheelchair bathroom stall at work.

  • 72 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:52pm

    i once rolled a j on a baby changing station.

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:56pm

    7:45 ftw 5:58 news flash: not on the verge, my friend. if you need it to keep you from the shakes so you can work it's time to get help

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:22pm

    obvi already drunk- hence the lack of concern for the level of cleaness???

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:29pm

    I wanna know where she hid the bottles to get them into the theater.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:15pm

    Prob hotter (and funnier) than anyone you'll ever bang

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:12pm

    Oh psshh... the alcohol kills everything. You're good.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:56pm

    I once rolled a baby behind a bar at a club. BEAT THAT 324 and 452

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:23pm

    Fake doesn't mean unfunny.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:59am

    but how were the drinks carried into the theatre? or did everyone abandon their seats to drink in the bathroom?

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:45pm

    One time I did lines on a baby that was laying on the changing table while the baby was getting changed, all the mother asked of me after is to make her a rum and coke (a-cola) and now everyone thinks that's baby powder we were sniffing... No just coke off the babies ball sack

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:12pm

    The other week I did lines off a baby-changing station because that's where my friend laid them out. I felt kinda guilty, but hey! Free coke!

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:43pm

    Same here. Rum and Coke all around.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:08pm

    holy shit, i used to do that for me and my coworkers at my crappy fast-food job. dealing with customers is so much easier when you're buzzed. even if it does mean drinking at 11 AM

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:58pm

    op: if this were a 586 area code I'd swear I knew you either way, I didn't bother mixing my drink. I just got a pint glass and chased it with my coke. in the theatre. still surprised I didn't get kicked out. 5:08: yea. if I weren't on the verge of alcoholism I'd do that more. a nice screwdriver on my break and I'm a much better worker

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:30pm

    What's so unsanitary about this?

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:49am

    10:56: no shakes. just close enough that I'm laying off the booze a lot lately.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:33pm

    umm I'm pretty sure I was there for this... did it involve slurpees?

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:12pm

    probably fake. unless you were already drunk when you were doing it..

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:18pm

    Cool. haven't we all done this at one point? Stupid text ha and agreed with 243

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:23pm

    2:29 its not hard if you're a girl, just put it in your purse.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:16pm

    well arent you just the little detective.

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:43pm

    sorry the guy you sent this to still doesn't want to bang you because you're ugly.

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:12am

    Videos on page are enraging me. I leave now.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:47pm

    detroit whaaaaaaaaat!??