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  • definitely rolled a joint on the shelf in the wheelchair bathroom stall at work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:24pm
  • i once rolled a j on a baby changing station.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:52pm
  • I once rolled a baby behind a bar at a club. BEAT THAT 324 and 452

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:56pm
  • obvi already drunk- hence the lack of concern for the level of cleaness???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:22pm
  • 7:45 ftw 5:58 news flash: not on the verge, my friend. if you need it to keep you from the shakes so you can work it's time to get help

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:56pm
  • I wanna know where she hid the bottles to get them into the theater.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:29pm
  • holy shit, i used to do that for me and my coworkers at my crappy fast-food job. dealing with customers is so much easier when you're buzzed. even if it does mean drinking at 11 AM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:08pm
  • 10:56: no shakes. just close enough that I'm laying off the booze a lot lately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:49am
  • Prob hotter (and funnier) than anyone you'll ever bang

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Fake doesn't mean unfunny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:23pm
  • The other week I did lines off a baby-changing station because that's where my friend laid them out. I felt kinda guilty, but hey! Free coke!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:12pm
  • What's so unsanitary about this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:30pm
  • One time I did lines on a baby that was laying on the changing table while the baby was getting changed, all the mother asked of me after is to make her a rum and coke (a-cola) and now everyone thinks that's baby powder we were sniffing... No just coke off the babies ball sack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Oh psshh... the alcohol kills everything. You're good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Same here. Rum and Coke all around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:43pm
  • but how were the drinks carried into the theatre? or did everyone abandon their seats to drink in the bathroom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:59am
  • Cool. haven't we all done this at one point? Stupid text ha and agreed with 243

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:18pm
  • probably fake. unless you were already drunk when you were doing it..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:12pm
  • well arent you just the little detective.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:16pm
  • 2:29 its not hard if you're a girl, just put it in your purse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:23pm
  • op: if this were a 586 area code I'd swear I knew you either way, I didn't bother mixing my drink. I just got a pint glass and chased it with my coke. in the theatre. still surprised I didn't get kicked out. 5:08: yea. if I weren't on the verge of alcoholism I'd do that more. a nice screwdriver on my break and I'm a much better worker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:58pm
  • detroit whaaaaaaaaat!??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:47pm
  • sorry the guy you sent this to still doesn't want to bang you because you're ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:43pm
  • umm I'm pretty sure I was there for this... did it involve slurpees?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Videos on page are enraging me. I leave now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:12am