My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
