singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
