Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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