I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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