did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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