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  my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.

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  I'm with your mom on this one.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.

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  I think you know the answer.

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  How can I marinade myself in Vodka?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

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  Oh yeah that.

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• (510): View more from California

  i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.

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• (310): View more from California

  Slut skills are useful in every country.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.

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• (909): View more from California

  I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......

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