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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.

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• (619): View more from California

  I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.

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• (631): View more from New York

  so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.

  (631): View more from New York

  what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.

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  Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?

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• (646): View more from New York

  Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook

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• (518): View more from New York

  I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.

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• (714): View more from California

  I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?

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