I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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