she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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