this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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