So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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