I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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