Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
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if you shave you wouldn't be sending friends this text msg.
Shave you dirty bird and maybe you will get laid!
anyone that is admitting to relating to this, should probably be embarrassed. shave to maintain yourself, not just because you plan on having sex.\ngross, not funny.
im a dude and i was checking myself down there and i def saw like 2 or 3 pubes that had split ends. haha i was a lil suprised but it actually happened. but thats not to say this OP wasnt being sarcastic =)
keeping it classy, RI.
1:02 & 1:06 ... not an exaggeration, pubes actually do get split ends, atleast mine did alot
Reason #82 that you need to get waxed...
if you have 86 reasons why you need to get laid, just get out there and fuck someone!
Agreed 12:37 and 1:02. This is definitely exaggerated. I don't have long pubes (I wax) but I doubt they could ever get that long where they have split ends!!
And 12;42 - why the hell not? If nobody's seeing it, she doesn't need to shave if she doesn't feel like it. Like I said, I wax, which obviously takes care of the hair for longer than shaving. But if I was single and I didn't feel like waxing, I wouldn't!
Seriously people? Ever heard of an exaggeration?? I would assume that's what this is.
.......Or you could shave
1:06 you're totally right! Sometimes when I'm single I totally don't feel like shaving ALL THE TIME, so I let it get a bit longer than I usually would if I was seeing someone. I mean it's not a huge bush or anything, but still. Sometimes I will go a week or 2 without shaving and it still looks neat and not like a jungle, lol, but I guess it depends on how fast your hair grows, too.
Gross. Who lets their pubes get that long?? I don't let the hair on my head get that bad. You gotta tame that jungle if you expect anyone to go exploring.
heres another reason its bc you made up a list of 82 reasons why you need to get laid
you are not gonna get laid if you got crazy pubes. trim 'em
haha fellow rhode islander... we should be friends.
2:00 - What the hell difference would it make?
Ya, def has to be sarcasm.
Ew not getting laid is not an excuse to let yourself go. Shave that bush, better yet get it waxed since you clearly can't handle the upkeep.
....shave...might be contributing to you not getting laid...just a thought...dumbass
i doubt getting laid is going to help your cause. sorry buddy. time for a wax i guess.
I just hope it wasn't a girl posting this!
That's gross but I guess it happens lol
I'm almost 100% certain this is sarcastic, but if they're that long, trim 'em up and you might get some action ;)
Eewwww! Just Eewwww!
haha... this isn't sarcasm... my ex was a jungle down there (my dick had to go on a fucking safari) and i saw a bunch of split ends. nasty.
luckily you have these resources here in america. now celebrate our independence baby! wooooooo!!!!
No that's reason #82 why you HAVN'T been laid...