But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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