hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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