It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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