: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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