More tranny stories later!
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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